Aggies talk the talk, but don't walk the walk
Sept. 24, 2007
By Brian Jones
Special to CSTV.com
Brian Jones is a football analyst for CSTV and CSTV.com.
Baby let me tell you, this rant is gonna be a lot of fun! Why, you ask? Well, because I get to pick on one of my favorite and easiest targets, the Texas A&M Aggies.
You know we Longhorns and Aggies don't care for each other. Last Thursday, the then 20th-ranked Aggies were pummeled by a fast and ferocious Miami defense. To compound the situation, they asked for it! Well, maybe not everyone on the roster.
But the nimble toed, 6-foot, 268-pound bruising running back
Apparently, the Hurricanes didn't get the memo
Now folks, don't let that 17 fool you; all of the Aggies' points were scored late in the fourth quarter when the game was out of question.
Back to the "we can't be stopped" comment. McGee was just 11-of-20 for 109 yards and a pick while Goodson had nine carries for 28 yards and you, Jorvorskie, had two rushes for two yards. That's right, two measly yards! What were you thinking? I know, you weren't thinking, right?
The Miami team you were about to face didn't draw comparisons to the great squads of the past, so you figured it would possibly be a cakewalk, right? Noooo! While they're young, this is a very talented Hurricanes team with speed to burn and you got toasted. But, what was even more puzzling is that your previous opponents,
So, how could you fix your mouth to spew the comments "can't be stopped by anyone in the country?" Son, are you not aware of generating bad karma...or jinxing yourself? How about this one..."You just signed your own death warrant"!
I know you Aggies are reluctant to heed a Longhorn's advice, but please, in the future, remember you don't taunt the crocodile until you cross the river!