SING US A SONG ABOUT THE SEC
If ever there was a week to compose pen an SEC football rendition of We Didn't Start the Fire, this was it. And even though last week, the conference had two insta-classics (ARK-LSU, UT-UK), the new parody lyrics could be derived entirely solely from the off the field events exploits of the past five days. Hirings, firings, resignings and re-signings -- the AP wire was jammed with SEC stories. If only Tthe Piano Man dug football like he does sailing.
Feel free to sing along.
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D, McFadden, Oregeron,
Tebow's got a cast on(!)
Up North they're raising 'tinis
to Les Miles and Bo Pelini.
Spurrier in K-ville.
Tubberville in Fayettville?
For every dollar Saban makes,
JoePa makes 1/8th
Alabama's bitter pill:
Owes a booster 5 mil.
Houston Nutt's got it made,
R.I.P Sir Gatorade
The fire blazed in Toomer's Corner on Saturday.
One team in the Southeastern Conference can lay a literal claim to We Didn't Start the Fire was and that's Auburn’s go-to tune last week. In the wee hours of Sunday morning, after the Auburn faithful celebrated their its sixth consecutive Iron Bowl win at by Rolling Toomer's Corner, a disgruntled Tuscaloosa fan lit the toilet tissue -strewn oaks, sending the whole square up in flames. in a matter of seconds. The suspect is in custody, and the fire was quelled before it spread or claimed the famous oaks.
Mercifully tTomorrow at 4 pm, mercifully, an actual SEC game will be played, ending a tumultuious weerrk., to say the least. Somehow Wwe suspect that think there are's a few more verses to be written before this whole SEC season shakes out.